Come Into The Woods - Camping Story
BIGFOOT
Bigfoot
- and no, we're not talking about your mother in law's
tootsie.
We're
talking about Bigfoot Country, a land where Sasquatch
run as free as a beaverless creek.
Why
do they call this menacing creature Bigfoot? Because
everything about it is big - big teeth, big breath and
big feet. Just ask my friend Joey.....
Joey
was out snipe hunting on a moonlit night. It was October
and a huge, orange Halloween moon was hanging over the
eastern horizon.
Through
the orange glow, Joey caught sight of what he believed
to be a snipe, but no, it was a Bigfoot supporting the
biggest sling that Joey had ever seen. Huge feet,
too, which appeared to be bronzed under the intense
color of the moonlight.
Lucky
for Joey that he froze to the spot or that Bigfoot thing
would probably have made mincemeat out of him. You just
can't trust something with body parts that big.
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